How to Get in Wow Forever Beta
Real beta testers live by the patch notes. So should you. Open a Word doc. Write something like: “Fixed a bug where the game was actually fun.” Or “Added minor visual noise to the login screen to simulate client fatigue.”
Read these notes out loud to your pet. If you don’t have a pet, read them to a houseplant. The plant will nod. It understands the grind. Tweet your patch notes with the hashtag #Soon™. You are now a content creator for the forever-beta lifestyle.