What Time the Lions Game Come on Tonight
Step one: mute the TV commentators. They don’t get the Lions vibe. Instead, stream the local Detroit radio broadcast. The announcers sound like they’re on the edge of a heart attack.
Step two: wear something blue. It’s good luck. I’m wearing socks with lions on them right now. It’s not working, but I believe.
Step three: text your Lions-fan friend at exactly kickoff. Say “I’m ready to be hurt again.” They’ll laugh-cry. It’s a sacred ritual.
The Final Countdown
So, what time does the Lions game come on tonight? It comes on when you’re most vulnerable. At the moment you’ve poured your third coffee and forgotten your lunch.
Set your DVR. Clear your schedule. The Lions are playing, and anything can happen.
And if the game gets stressful? Just remember: they once won a game on a 75-yard fake punt. They’re capable of anything.
Go grab your jersey. Pop the popcorn. The game is coming, and it’s going to be a wild, messy, beautiful ride. See you at kickoff.