Secretary of State Iron Mountain
Incredibly safe. The temperature is a constant 58°F. Perfect for preserving paper and for creeping out your friends when you say “it’s always 58 degrees in a government vault.” Humidity is controlled, there’s backup power, and the air is filtered. It’s basically a spa for documents.
And security? Extreme. Think Mission: Impossible but with more filing and less Tom Cruise. Biometric scanners, motion sensors, and guys with guns who don’t smile. If you try to sneak in, you’ll get caught before you hit the parking lot.