How to Contract Rabies

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Your first move is to find a creature that looks like it just rolled out of a dumpster after a bad night out. We’re talking raccoons, bats, skunks, or foxes—the kind of animal that gives you side-eye and has zero interest in your selfie.

Approach it casually, like you’re trying to pet a cat you know hates you. If it hisses, foams at the mouth, or wobbles like it’s had one too many margaritas, you’re on the right track. That wobble? That’s the classic rabies shuffle, my friend.

The “Friendly” Bat Encounter

Bats are the ninjas of the rabies world. You don’t even need to touch one, just wake up with a tiny scratch you can’t explain. It’s like finding a mysterious dent on your car—you don’t know how it got there, but now you’re dealing with it.

Pro tip: If a bat flies into your living room, do not try to catch it with a salad bowl and a magazine. That’s not heroic; that’s how you become a biohazard with a funny story for the ER.