What Happens When You Eat Ants
Eating an ant is not a big deal. You won’t get superpowers, but you won’t get sick either. You’ll just have a weird moment to laugh about later. So next time you’re at a picnic and a gust of wind blows a few ants onto your hot dog, take a breath. You’re eating like a pioneer, a survivalist, and a curious human all at once.
Just chew carefully. Nobody likes a gritty hot dog. And if you want to impress your friends, tell them you’ve had “organic, free-range, artisanal protein”—because technically, that’s what ants are. Enjoy the crunch.