All Points East Line up 2026

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Here’s the thing about All Points East: the weather is a hostage situation. One minute you’re sweating in a crop top, the next you’re wearing a bin bag poncho you bought from a guy with a trolley. The lineup is incredible, but so is the British summer’s ability to serve you all four seasons in one afternoon.

Then there’s the food court. You’ll walk past a stall selling “duck fat fries with truffle mayo” for £12, and you’ll nod, because yes, you are that person now. Later, you’ll eat them while sitting on the grass, spilling ketchup on the person next to you, and they won’t even care because Bicep is about to start playing.

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Pro tip: Hydrate. Not just because it’s sensible, but because the queue for the water refill station is where you make your best festival friends. You’ll bond over the shared misery of watching someone try to fill a 2-litre bottle from a tiny tap while a security guard yells at them.

The “I Can’t Afford This” Reality Check

Of course, the lineup is amazing, but your bank account is looking at you like a disappointed parent. Tickets go on sale Friday, and you’ll have a 15-minute window to decide if you’re a “just get the day ticket” person or a “sell a kidney for the weekend pass” person. Spoiler: you’ll choose the day ticket and then spend the whole weekend regretting it.

But here’s the secret: All Points East is an experience, not just a concert. It’s the feeling of standing in a field of 50,000 strangers, screaming the same lyrics, and realizing you’re all sharing the exact same moment of joy. It’s expensive and slightly stressful, but so is therapy – and this comes with better music.

So, mark your calendars, charge your phone, and brace yourself for the inevitable moment where you lose your friends, find them again, and then lose your voice. The 2026 lineup is a winner. See you in the mud, or the sun, or both.