How to Take Fake Tan Off
Sometimes you need zero effort. Take a long, steamy bath. Like, 20 minutes. Soak until your fingertips wrinkle. The hot water opens pores and loosens that top layer of dead skin. Then, grab a washcloth and rub gently. You’ll see brown water swirl down the drain. It’s oddly satisfying, like watching a dirty snowball melt.
Pro tip: Add a cup of Epsom salts. The magnesium helps soften the skin. You’ll emerge looking like a faded, but glowy, version of your former tan. Bonus: you’ll smell like a spa, not a chemistry lab.