Is There a Twins Game Tonight
Bookmark this page: www.mlb.com/twins/schedule. It’s like a cheat code for adulting. You can see the whole month at a glance, and it even tells you if it’s a day game (whoops, missed it).
Or, be old-school like my grandpa: call the stadium’s hotline. There’s a recorded message that says “Yes” or “No.” It’s oddly satisfying, like hearing a robot give you good news.
When There Is No Game Tonight (The Horror)
So, the answer is “no.” What now? Don’t panic. This is not a baseball emergency. You can watch highlights from last night’s win. Or, dare I say, do something else? Go for a walk. Call your mom. She misses you.
Think of off-days as strategic resting. The players need to nap, and so do you. Byron Buxton isn’t out there running 90 feet while you’re stressed; take a cue from him.