King Charles of Spain

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Here’s where it gets juicy. Because Charles had no children—surprise, surprise, given his health—the entire world waited for him to die. It sounds morbid, but it’s true. Every king and queen in Europe was basically refreshing their browser, waiting for Charles to log off permanently. When he finally passed away in 1700, he left a will that sparked a massive global war. The War of the Spanish Succession was like a dozen families fighting over the last slice of cake, and the cake was Spain, Italy, and chunks of the Americas.

Why does this matter to you, today, reading this on your couch? Because that war shaped the modern map. It decided who ruled what in Europe, which led to the borders we see now. Plus, it’s a perfect lesson in why you should never let your family tree become a circle. Seriously, if you ever get the urge to date a cousin, just watch a documentary on Charles.

Why They Called The Misshapen Charles II "The Bewitched King Of Spain"

Lessons from a Bewitched King

The best part about Charles is that he wasn’t evil, or greedy, or conquering anyone. He was just a guy who was dealt a terrible genetic hand and tried his best to be a decent person. In fact, he was known as kind and gentle. He didn’t start wars. He just accidentally caused them by existing. That’s a weird kind of superpower. He’s the historical equivalent of a golden retriever who accidentally knocks over a vase and starts a family feud.

So, next time you feel overwhelmed by a task you didn’t ask for—like organizing a family reunion or fixing a leaky faucet—spare a thought for King Charles of Spain. He was trying to run a global empire with a body that couldn’t chew a grape. He reminds us that sometimes, life is less about being powerful and more about just getting through the day. And if you fail spectacularly, at least you’ll be remembered for 300 years. That’s a win, right?

Now go eat something chewable. Charles would be jealous.