How to Rid of House Spiders
If you can’t stand killing them, get a spider catcher—a long-handled cup with a brush. Trap the spider, slide some paper under it, and carry it outside. Say, “You’re evicted,” in your most dramatic voice. Release it at least 20 feet from your house. Otherwise, it’ll just walk back in and send you a passive-aggressive note.
Bonus: if you scream while doing this, that’s fine. No judgment. We all have our process.