How to Survive a Shark Attack
If you’re bleeding, apply pressure and signal for help like you’re in a low-budget action movie. Avoid using your arm? Use your leg? You’ve got this.
Once you’re out, don’t panic about infection—shark bites are dirty, but the real danger is blood loss. Stay calm, let the medics work their magic, and you get a legendary story to tell at parties.
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Plus, you’ll never pay for a drink again if you drop, “I punched a shark in the face.” Instant hero status.