Is Dolly Parton's Birthday
Picture this: Locust Ridge, Tennessee, 1946. A tiny, wailing bundle of future ambition arrives in a one-room cabin. She was the fourth of twelve children, which, by my math, means her parents were very busy and also very brave. From that humble start, she would go on to become the queen of country music, the patron saint of wigs, and the inventor of the “more is more” fashion philosophy.
We celebrate Dolly Parton’s birthday not just because she wrote “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You” (though that’s reason enough). We celebrate because she embodies the idea that you can be fabulously flashy and deeply genuine at the exact same time. She’s a walking contradiction—and she rocks it like nobody else.
The Gifts She Keeps Giving
Let’s talk about her gifts. And no, I don’t mean the diamond-encrusted microphones (though those are probably real). I mean the gifts she gives us. Like the Imagination Library, which has mailed over 200 million free books to children. That’s more books than I’ve read in my entire life, and I’m pretty well-read in pizza menus.
Then there’s Dollywood. It’s a theme park where the water slides are shaped like banjos and the roller coasters play “9 to 5” as you plummet. Okay, that’s not entirely accurate, but it should be. She built a place where families can have fun, and she did it while wearing six-inch heels. That is multitasking.
And let’s not forget her COVID-19 vaccine donation. She helped fund the Moderna vaccine. You know what I did during the pandemic? I perfected my sourdough starter. She helped save the world while looking like a human-sized birthday cake. Talk about setting the bar high.