Isu Redbirds Basketball Schedule
Every year, one game sticks out. This season, they’re playing a team called the Golden Eagles—who have never won a tournament game. But wait: their mascot is an actual eagle that flies around the court during timeouts. The Redbirds will have to dodge bird poop. It’s glorious.
There’s also a December 23rd game. Yes, right before Christmas. Who schedules a game then? Answer: the Redbirds. It’s a tradition. They play in an empty gym where the only sounds are squeaking shoes and a lonely fan yelling, “Defense!” It’s a holiday miracle that anyone shows up.
How to Watch Without Getting Bored
Don’t just stare at the screen. Make it a game inside the game. Count how many times the announcer says “physical.” Bet a friend on which Redbird player gets the first dunk. If the buzzer-beater happens, you owe them a soda.
Also, follow the bench reactions. The Redbirds have a player who always does the “toilet flush” motion after a three-pointer. It’s immature. It’s hilarious. It’s why college basketball rules.