Did Dolly Parton Go to Her Husband's Funeral
Here it is, plain and simple: Dolly Parton did not go to her husband’s funeral because he is still alive. She doesn’t attend any funerals if she can help it. Why? Because she’s a happy soul.
She prefers living. She prefers singing. She prefers sparkly outfits. And honestly? We prefer her that way.
So next time you hear a wild rumor, think of Dolly. Laugh first. Ask questions later. And always, always remember: the truth is often funnier than the lie. Now go listen to “9 to 5” and smile.